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My name is Kaylee and somehow, I am an adult. I am going to college for creative writing and I want to work as a publisher. I like to watch Doctor Who and Gossip Girl and I listen to more One Direction than I should. I actually love Ellie Goulding and Fall Out Boy. Welcome to Night Vale makes more sense than Shakespeare, but my favorite book is A Separate Peace (but I read more than I breath). I talk in quotes and I eat more candy canes in the summer than in December. The beach is my home and jellyfish are my favorite. Swag.
“when your little girl
asks you if she’s pretty
your heart will drop like a wineglass
on the hardwood floor
part of you will want to say
of course you are, don’t ever question it
and the other part
the part that is clawing at
you
will want to grab her by her shoulders
look straight into the wells of
her eyes until they echo back to you
and say
you do not have to be if you don’t want to
it is not your job
both will feel right
one will feel better
she will only understand the first
when she wants to cut her hair off
or wear her brother’s clothes
you will feel the words in your
mouth like marbles
you do not have to be pretty if you don’t want to
it is not your job
- it is not your job | Caitlyn Siehl (via alonesomes)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

trust:

"all girls dress the same"
tigerbun:

mogruith:

How the fuck did Pumpkin Spice Latte become the rich white college girl drink, anyway? I’m seeing this stereotype constantly on reddit.
It’s a fucking coffee with some fucking spices in it.
Get over yourselves.

Protip: if you own a coffee make, throw some pumpkin spice in with your coffee as you brew. Congrats, cheaper stereotype drink.
quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
donechesters:

horse mask + best sign

cummied:

im so glad im average looking bc i dont get hate for my looks and i also dont often get messages like “i want to shove my whole forearm into your asshole” so thats nice too

“Oh, me? I’m not 80% water. I’m 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass.”
- Zooey Deschanel 
(via aaalyse)
donechesters:

horse mask + best sign

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region