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My name is Kaylee and somehow, I am an adult. I am going to college for creative writing and I want to work as a publisher. I like to watch Doctor Who and I listen to more One Direction than I should. I actually love Ellie Goulding and Fall Out Boy. Welcome to Night Vale makes more sense than Shakespeare, but my favorite book is A Separate Peace. I talk in quotes and I eat more candy canes in the summer than in December. The beach is my home and jellyfish are my favorite. Swag.

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the most rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.”
- (via opiunn)
lillyjackieaudrey:

I’m not ready to get up yet please try again later

shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

guard-goddess:

Love to all the DCI and DCA guards out there who don’t get as much attention as the Phantomettes or the Crownguard but still are just as beautiful, talented and committed

“I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.”
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Virginia Woolf (via nobunnyluvsyou)

I’m going to hang this over my desk at work. SO THEY KNOW.

(via dismissivejerkoffmotion)

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up