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My name is Kaylee and somehow, I am an adult. I am going to college for creative writing and I want to work as a publisher. I like to watch Doctor Who and I listen to more One Direction than I should. I actually love Ellie Goulding and Fall Out Boy. Welcome to Night Vale makes more sense than Shakespeare, but my favorite book is A Separate Peace. I talk in quotes and I eat more candy canes in the summer than in December. The beach is my home and jellyfish are my favorite. Swag.

Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

egberts:

did anyone ever find out why daniel radcliffe was walking all those dogs

abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

itspikachan:

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

#I THOUGHT THIS SAID BRIAN LOL
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"
poor Brian.


are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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